are YOU feeling Den Thelyss in this Chili's?

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

my dad is going to see family in Ireland and England then going to just hang out in France for a bit so last yesterday before I drove him to the airport he handed me this weird basket I had never seen before full of little jars and bags or random coins, and requested I sort out the pounds and euros so he could take them on his trip. of course he knows exactly how to harness my autism and I happily sorted coins. on top of pounds and euros denominations represented include:

  1. Canadian and US Dollars, highest being like a billion American pennies
  2. some Namibian paper money
  3. Cuban pesos, as well as Cuban convertible pesos which they don’t use anymore
  4. lots of Franks
  5. some coins that I think we’re from Spain
  6. a few coins from Hong Kong
  7. a surprising amount of currency from Barbados

while I was amassing pounds I happened upon a one shilling coin, my father confirmed no we don’t use shillings anymore, and I wondered how long has it been since the UK got rid of shillings?

this simple question led me to the discovery of simultaneously the most wild and the most British thing I’ve ever heard of:

Decimal Day

what is decimal day? you may be asking yourself if you are a north American millennial like myself

February 15, 1971 the UK and Ireland switched it’s currency from pounds, shillings, and pence to just pounds and pence, and switched the currency from the most unhinged imaginable base 12 currency system, to a much more reasonable base 10 system

(this probably had something to do with the UK switching from imperial to metric measurements, but I didn’t google that)

in order to understand how unhinged British money was, let’s look at some conversions:

12 pence = 1 shilling

20 shillings = 1 pound

240 pence = 1 pound

like…. what? I cannot IMAGINE

also, when they switched they had new pence, as if everything wasn’t wild enough enough already. my dad remembers the switch happening. he says counting money was way easier after, but it was something both his grandmother’s were very concerned about. he thinks they had a cake.

anyway, shillings remained legal tender until 1990 and were worth five new pence (not old pence, be careful). after 1990 they were removed from circulation. I cannot IMAGINE the hassle of trying to manage that transition as a cashier.

I did find in the Coin Box some coins that said five new pence, and then some that just said five pence, but I didn’t think to look at the dates on them though.

and there we have

Decimal Day

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neeetsocks

no language should be mocked other than french

hypallepse

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

teaboot

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

judgejudyofficial

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

genderfluidintake

got vowels coming out the oiseaux