1. slutformisha:



    What do french people call a really bad thursday?

    a trajeudi

    update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

    I’m going to tell this to all of my francophone colleagues tomorrow and report back.

    (via keeponknocking)


  2. "…It’s not rocket science! Hahaha! Oh, yes it is! Hahahahaha—"

    Hahahahahahahahahaohmygod when did my colleagues become legit NASA employees with snarky attitudes I’m in over my head right now.


  3. Drove all the way home singing, “Am yisrael chai!” because the other yahood and myself ran this place like the Elders of Zion today and it makes me just so happy to have so many Jewish colleagues and friends right now because I’ve really been drowning in goyim. It’s such a wonderful thing to hear someone else say, “schmutz.” Like, just that little thing makes me so happy.

    THEN, by the way, I fucking rocked my astronomy program tonight. It was amazing. There was much applause. Also, the activity that I created was a goddamn hit…


    BEST - Of - ALL -

    I got an e-mail from the grad school I contacted about a week ago and they think I’m just the sort of student they want and the director wants to meet this week to have a meeting with him and some faculty and then he wants to set me up for lunch with some second-year students. Like, holy fucking shit, ya’ll. Yes. Yes. Give this to me now. Give me my master’s. Then give me my PhD. Let’s fucking do this.


  4. thlut:

    motivation night vale style

    (Source: lostbian, via theofficialcitycouncil)


  5. Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns


  6. (Source: thatwetshirt, via mack-la-more)


  7. …I’m applying for a volunteer gig in Palestine and the application wants me to list my religion.

    I want to write in,

    "It’s not what it looks like, I swear."

    I wonder if they’re going to throw my application out when I write “Jewish” in because they think I’m either crazy/a troublemaker…? Can I provide some Muslim references?? Wallahi, this isn’t gonna go well.


  8. It’s not that I’m unhappy that you’re here it’s just that it’s time for you all to get the fuck out and go home.



  10. (Source: sinnesjunkie, via isimaneeeee)